“Son, as soon as I got your text message at work today asking if I’d be angry to learn a
“Son, as soon as I got your text message at work today asking if I’d be angry to learn about your strong sexual interest in me, I couldn’t wait to get home. All I could think about at work today was incest. Now that I’m home, what do you say we get out of these clothes and start to get to know each other as Father and son in a new way?” -- source link