growthcaptionsfornoone:“Come on, are you honestly telling me you don’t notice anything?”“Nope, nothi
growthcaptionsfornoone:“Come on, are you honestly telling me you don’t notice anything?”“Nope, nothing out of the ordinary.”“Oh shut up, my ass is massive. None of my trousers fit. Hell if I could get underwear on it’d be a start.”“Oh come on honey are we seriously doing the ‘does my butt look big in this’ thing? You look great as always.”“Honestly your ability to deny responsibility is almost impressive. Let’s recount events shall we. You’ve been doing god knows what in that lab of yours and yesterday you told me that you spilled some ‘growth stuff’ on your lap.”“Right?” “Then against my better judgement after more than a few drinks I agreed to let you fuck my ass.”“Yes? (Thanks for that by the way.)” “And now, mysteriously, my ass has grown enormous. It’s pretty clear that whatever you were screwing around with did this to me.”“But I used the safety shower, got all that stuff off me. It wouldn’t make any sen-”“Do you have a better explanation?”“…”“Well given that it’s obvious you had something to do with this I want you to take responsibility. You’re going to have to go out to get me some bigger trousers and panties. Firstly though whatever it is you did has also seriously fucked with my libido so you are going to have to fuck me hard from behind.”“What like last night or..?”“No wrong answers there, doc. Enjoyed it more than I should have last night and either way we should get an idea of whether you’ve still got a magic dick.” -- source link
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