dimlylitmealsforone: At some point, these used to be eggs.You just didn’t know when to stop.Li
dimlylitmealsforone: At some point, these used to be eggs.You just didn’t know when to stop.Like the other week when you cut your own hair, all you wanted was for it to be even. A cut here, a cut there — somehow you wound up with a severe undercut and everyone at work looked at you like you were a Nazi.Scraping it into the outside bin you realise it’s solidly burned on.So in follows the pan. You no longer have any pans. All you have is a warm can of coke and half a pack of cigarettes you found on a bench and took on a whim. You don’t smoke but it’s something to do.Forty five minutes after trying to find a lighter with no success you stumble onto an instructional video on youtube that shows you how to use an electric hob to get a light. It’s fascinating and you feel like you’ve really learned something.bit.ly/dimlylit -- source link