shopliftingbible: GRANDPA SWEATER. Yes, that is a noun now. Long story short, my friends and I were
shopliftingbible: GRANDPA SWEATER. Yes, that is a noun now. Long story short, my friends and I were in Goodwill, we all dig hipster crap and one of my friends saw a sweater that looked awesome but also like something an old dude would wear. He took it, threw it on and walked out. Since then we usually call shoplifting “Grandpa Sweatering”. At first it was just putting stuff on and walking out but it’s just become a generic term. So yeah Grandpa Sweater. AKA: Be confident. If you’re unsure of yourself you’re gonna fail. If you hit an alarm and you hesitate you’re screwed. You’ve got to be able to talk your way out of a disaster if the time comes. Stay cool and collected but aware and cautious too. Overconfidence will get you into trouble (see Commandment II: Arrogance). If you look suspicious, chances are to a store you are. If you carry yourself with confidence in an innocent appearance, you’ll blend in. Seems like common sense but some people just don’t think about making sure they’ve got the balls to back up their innocent act. Look like you’ve got nothing to hide and they’ll assume the same. Also, if you can get away with just throwing on fashionable old people clothes, by all means cap'n, make it happen. -- source link
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