bitemycolossalmetalass:soulgems:sO I WAS AT WORK GETTING PIZZA DOUGH FROM THE FREEZER AND THIS GIANT
bitemycolossalmetalass:soulgems:sO I WAS AT WORK GETTING PIZZA DOUGH FROM THE FREEZER AND THIS GIANT PIECE OF ICE FALLS ON ME SO I PICK IT UP AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT I WHISPERED “ICE DILDO” OUT LOUD BUT APPARENTLY MY COWORKER HEARD ME BECAUSE THE NEXT THING I KNOW HES ON THE GROUND CRYING FROM LAUGHTERvaginal frostbite -- source link