lostcontrolfreak: “Look, here he comes.”“Is that the guy?”“Yes! Look a
lostcontrolfreak: “Look, here he comes.”“Is that the guy?”“Yes! Look at the way he’s walking.”“Oh my god, he must have been absolutely desperate for the intermission. And now he has to walk through this crowd of women just to get to the men’s room.”“Maybe we should help him out… Sir, do you want us to clear a path for you? Should we tell all these girls that you really, really need to get to the restroom, right now?”“Uh oh, I think that might just make it worse. Look at him turning all red!”“The truth is that watching you move around in your seat was way more entertaining than the last 20 minutes of that performance. But a lot of these ladies missed out on it. Are you sure you don’t want to help them get their money’s worth?”“Why’d you stop walking, mister? Are you thinking about putting on a show for everyone, or do you just have to pee so bad that you can’t take another step without wetting yourself?” -- source link