teroknortailor:geekygwen:Riker’s so on his game, he gets into position before Data even re
teroknortailor: geekygwen: Riker’s so on his game, he gets into position before Data even reaches his station that’s why the consoles always blowing up. riker’s always putting his boots on them and getting his shoe schmutz in the cracks between the screens and the plastic housing and that corrodes all the circuitry and causes it to do what taco bell does at 3am on a bad day when it’s so much as breathed on wrong. damn u riker. damn u and ur nasty boot habits costing the federation valuable resources. respect ur ship. don’t step on it u boob. -- source link