heyitsapril: NSFW: On my walk home, a homeless lady in a bikini top and more rhinestones than one si
heyitsapril: NSFW: On my walk home, a homeless lady in a bikini top and more rhinestones than one single person should be wearing, came up behind me and stuck her hand up and under my suit, touching my butt saying something about how her daughter wears clothes like that. I hit her with my lightsaber and shouted at her to not touch people she doesn’t know like that. I don’t think I got through to her. So now I’m just gonna shower for a realllllly long time before going to bed. A really long time… I should’ve hit her harder with the lightsaber maybe… -- source link