euphoria-my-love: magimerlyn:nezumipi:emi–rose:moodyehudi:epaulettes:wildlyannoyingd
euphoria-my-love: magimerlyn: nezumipi: emi–rose: moodyehudi: epaulettes: wildlyannoyingdoofus: These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard: 1. “Okay, and who’s the president?” “Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…” “It’s okay, you know who he is.” 2. “Who’s the president?” “*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name…. “Yup, good enough.” 3. “And who’s the president,” “Not fuckin’ Obama!” “I feel ya.” 4. “Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“ “Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.” “Oh, well, alright then.” 5. (My personal favorite) “Who’s the president?” “Ew.” “Good enough.” My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself. lol me too , lady One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsis I have - quite unintentionally - contributed to this phenomenon. I was waking up from surgery in the post-op observation room, where they kept people before sending them off to the ICU. The nurse was talking to me as I was semi-awake, telling me that as soon as it was ready, I would be sent to room 2008. I did not hear the word “room”. I started trying to sit up and get out of bed (entirely unsuccessfully), shouting (mumbling forcefully), “He’s not president yet! I have to warn everyone!” That’s awesome. Thank you for trying to warn us i’ve been looking for this post for ages and it finally crossed my dash again -- source link