onlymonica: Into the Wild Life can be a jungle, so it’s best to wear something to tame the wil
onlymonica: Into the Wild Life can be a jungle, so it’s best to wear something to tame the wild beasts you may encounter deep in the forest. This lovely tropical string bikini that I bought just the other day for only $10! just might do the trick. Why, because wearing something extremely revealing shows you’re not ‘bearing arms’ (e.g., a weapon). Your arms may be bare, but you’re not bearing any arms. There’s not much a gal can hide in these skimpy little bikinis that can threaten anyone, unless you consider STDs as a ‘weapon’. (And no, I don’t carry any of those either…). Anyway, as I wandered about, I heard someone yell ‘Halt! Do you come in peace?’ And I responded, ‘No – I come in a two-piece’ Is that o.k.???’ -- source link