princess-of-purple-prose: melgillman:A deleted scene [ID: An OFMD comic colored in color pencil. Ed,
princess-of-purple-prose: melgillman:A deleted scene [ID: An OFMD comic colored in color pencil. Ed, looking joyous and surrounded by hearts, exclaims, “I’m gonna go mug a guy for a dinghy!” He hops down the moonlit beach, singing, “ If you change your mind, I’m the first in line.” He gathers coconuts, still singing, “Honey, I’m still free / Take a chance on me.”The view goes to an old man pulling in a dinghy. His eyes go wide as a coconut shatters with a “krak” on the pole right next to his head. Ed, smiling oddly, puts a hand on his shoulder and raises another coconut to threaten, “Next one goes through your fuckin- haha-” He covers his face, still laughing, and says, “Wait, sorry, lemme try again-”He uncovers his face, expression still bright and happy as he says, “Gimme your boat or I’ll- fuck.” He covers his mouth and giggles as he tries, “I will seriously maim you hahahaha.”The old man stares in bewilderment and Ed says, “Sorry I’ve just had like, the best fuckin day, you have no idea.” He looks away shiftily and says, “It’s okay man, take your time.” Ed puts on a determined smile and says, “Listen- take this, gimme your boat”- he yanks off a thick bunch of his own hair- “Tell everyone you met Blackbeard and kicked his ask.” The old man stares.Ed rows away blissfully in the dinghy, hearts still floating around him as he sings, “Oh, you can take your time, baby / I’m in no hurry. Know I’m gonna get you.” As he rows, a bright light amidst the palm trees on the shore flares up with a “krak.” Ed continues singing, “You don’t wanna hurt me / Baby, don’t worry / I ain’t gonna let you.” End ID] @ofmd-described -- source link