1989nihil: awful-brew:xxfangirlanonymousxx:saxifraga-x-urbium:baneismydragon:celticpyro: Now
1989nihil: awful-brew: xxfangirlanonymousxx: saxifraga-x-urbium: baneismydragon: celticpyro: Now I want to get married just so I can do this. If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.” Do you even have to be getting married Are they gonna check Damn it sure is “we invited an eccentric billionaire to our fake wedding in the hopes of getting a free present, but then they said they would come and now we have to have an actual fake wedding for them to attend.” movie plot right there If this were a Gilbert and Sullivan opera, one of the non-engaged pair was adopted as a child after being lost in some improbable accident separating self from the parents. The billionaire had been a famous philanthropist until his granddaughter went missing at age 4, which turned him into a grumpy miser.So in the course of the misunderstandings, it is revealed that she is his long-lost granddaughter, so she gets a really nice wedding gift. And also he is so happy he pledges to give away nearly all his wealth, and all rejoice with a choral number. -- source link