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erikkillmongerdontpullout: ohnoagremlin: erikkillmongerdontpullout: frogmunist: zerocapitalism: wtfisgoingonews: Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- “Well, it’s not so much the last bite, maybe but it kind of last, a last meal. Well, it’s a meal that will trigger all the right… I meant all the left people. Okay, you ready? Are you really prepared for this? Okay. A warning, here it is, the ultimate trigger sculpture, kind of culinary sculpture, it has everything that Democrats hate. Steak, plastic straws, and light bulbs. And if I could have put an SUV on this I would have. Okay? Can you sip a steak? Mmm. Tastes good, it’s kind of a vapors of the steak.” You know… “NEWS” I just wanna say. I don’t think that the onion could have come up with anything as crazy as this. There is nothing they could literally ever do now. I say it a lot, that you can’t parody right-wingers, because they’re all strawmen of themselves, and for fucks sake I just keep getting proven right. I don’t get why she added the light bulbs does that help the slurp she added em bc of that shit like fifteen years ago where conservatives were mad as fuck people reported lightbulbs could work better & swore to only use old standard filament bulbs to spite the idea Reasonable people: we can make lightbulbs more efficient and save money Conservatives: triggered by lightbulbs liberals???!?????! Dementia is innate in many right-wing folks. They’re also too stupid to be real sociopaths. Sociopaths learn all the rules and niceties so they can stay under the radar and not be caught. These people act like toddlers, who can’t help sticking knives into wall sockets and have gotten addicted to the shock. -- source link