tricias-captions: My husband is too drunk to drive the babysitter home. In fact the jerk is asleep o
tricias-captions: My husband is too drunk to drive the babysitter home. In fact the jerk is asleep on our bed already. It’s not actually as bad as it could be because Jordan is babysitting tonight. It makes things simpler. She’s called her mother and said she’d be spending the night, and she and I can do whatever we want without worrying about my husband the dickless wonder. -- source link