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laurennotjordan:edwardspoonhands:effington:eddplant:vondell-swain:astro491:vitaluxity:FUCK YEAH BINGE DRINKINGI’m moving to Ohio.ohio? nerdiest?i don’t think soThis is a difficult image to agree with. Like, I don’t know which state it is that is “worst” at porn usage, but that’s awesome. Also can you really be worst at “oldest”? Let alone the assumption that all abortions are bad abortions.The title of this blows, because being “the worst at” bestiality doesn’t imply frequency of bestiality, it just implies that you’re bad at it. Like you keep trying to have sex with animals but then mid way through you realize it’s just two dudes in a horse costume again!Indeed, you could argue that Montana is, in fact, the very best at drunk driving. We had a state rep lobby FOR DRUNK DRIVING. He thought that drunk driving laws were destroying community because people spent less time hanging out with him at the bar. Probably, people were hanging out with him less at the bar because he was a gigantic dill hole.How can a state be “worst at Tornados”? “Oh, your tornado failed to destroy as much property as last year. Sorry. You fail.”Also, we’re worst at identity theft? What about public education? Or counting votes? Or how about “electing a douche bag governor who looks like Lord Voldemort”?And what about cocaine use and suicide? How can you be worst as that? Did you buy coke, and realized it was really sugar after the fact? Did you attempt to hang yourself, but failed to tie the knot properly, and just fell on your ass? -- source link
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