mrstepford:Writers Challenge: Please write a story based on this “What the heck&helli
mrstepford: Writers Challenge: Please write a story based on this “What the heck…?” Patricia exclaimed, looking at the pink fuzzy explosion in the middle of her house’s basement.“Don’t be afraid, my sweet, precious child” someone said. When the pink smoke began to disappear, Patricia was able to visualize the silhouette of a blonde, middle-aged lady in a pink, poofy ball gown. It was Disney-like enough to make Patricia want to puke.“Who… who the hell are you, bitch? And how did you get into my house?”“Oh my…” the lady said, looking at Patricia with a worried expression. “Those words are not proper for a young, pretty damsel, my child!”“Fuck you! Get out of my house, you pink weirdo!”“This is too rude, my dear child!” The woman in pink waved her hand and a sparkling wand appeared from nowhere. “Your fairy godmother has to fix it, darling!”“Wha…? Fairy… godmother? How did you…? Ah… AH!”A sudden torrent of fairy dust came out the self-proclaimed fairy’s wand and surrounded Patricia.“Trust your godmother, precious baby! Soon you’ll be the nicest piece of sugar in Appletown!”“No… NO! PLEASE! What is happening? Oh… FUCK!” Patricia shouted. She couldn’t even see her clothes with all that sparkling magical shit. “End this!”“Shala-badoola-menchicka-doo-da” the pink lady chanted, smiling tenderly while waving her magic wand. “My dearie won’t be a tomboy anymore! Just listen and enjoy while I sing my song! Bibbity Bobbity… Bibbity Bobbity…!”Patricia felt how the fairy’s magic transformed her clothes and her hair. But there was more! She knew something wasn’t OK inside her head. That fucking magical bitch was… doing something to her brain! Oh… She was so dizzy!“Just a little more, my adorable baby!” the woman said, rising her hand and chanting louder. “Bibbity Bobbity! Pretty and pink! Boobbity Boobity! Bibbity Bobbity BOO!!”There was another pink explosion which made Patricia scream. Or at least she tried, because her entire world changed in less than a second.“Oh… Holly lollipops!” Pretty Patty exclaimed, trying to see something though that beautiful pink smoke.The young lady giggled and admired her adorable dress.“OMG! Like, I look sooooo cute and sooo pretty!” She looked at her fairy, who was admiring her masterpiece with pride. “Thank you soooo much, fairy godmommy! Yah made me the prettiest, happiest tart ever!”“You are welcome, precious girl!” the fairy replied, making her wand disappear in her generous cleavage. “Is there anything your fairy can do for you, dearie?” “Hum” Pretty Patty said, thoughtfully. “Well, you know… I have that friend who is like all goth and gloomy and loves scary nightmare stuff. Pretty dark, you know?” She giggled. “She seems like so sad and depressed, and looks like a boy! Can you turn her into a pink pretty cotton candy princess for me?”“Of course, my baby! That’s what fairies godmothers are for!”[Fairies, princesses and tomboys always inspire me…] -- source link
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