Fun fact: Canonically Mario’s first girlfriend, you know the one who kept getting kidnapped by
Fun fact: Canonically Mario’s first girlfriend, you know the one who kept getting kidnapped by Donkey Kong, is now the mayor of the city the original Donkey Kong game was set in. In other words, after breaking up with Mario she went from being a damsel in distress to a position of political authority while his new girlfriend went from being a princess to a damsel in distress. We don’t know about you guys, but dating Mario sounds like a shitty time. Read more: http://www.factfiend.com/marios-ex-girlfriend-way-better-off-without/ -- source link