fantasywifeuniverse: “Oh my god. Why… why didn’t anybody tell me that boys these
fantasywifeuniverse: “Oh my god. Why… why didn’t anybody tell me that boys these days were so… so… so cute?” “Catherine, I mean, Katie, come on. Get s hold if yourself. We’re supposed to be keep an eye on our daughters during their first week at college. That’s why we took these Pink Pills and snuck onto campus.” “Ya, but like, I dunno. If feels just like, like, my hair’s already blonde, ya know? And yours is still changing, Barbie.” “Ugh, that’s Becky, not Barbie. And b’sides, if anything goes wrong or whatever we can just call my Daddy to pick us up.” “Wait, your Daddy? D’you mean, like, your husband?” “Ch’yaaa that’s what I said! My Daddy! *giggle*” “Oh no Barbie! I think, like, this may be a bit too much!” “*giggle* Oh, what. Ever. Katie. Fine. We’ll go talk to, like, that cute boy over there you total cocktease. And then we’ll call my Daddy.” -- source link