atopfourthwall: rnlaing:lastoneout: Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omgW
atopfourthwall: rnlaing:lastoneout: Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. Had surgery at the beginning of 2020 before the pandemic hit - first time I’d ever had any or been knocked unconscious and it was a fascinating experience - IV drip for the job, wheeled me into the surgery chamber and the last thing I remember was looking up at all the lights over the operating table - seemed like something out of a stereotypical horror surgery or old-school surgical theater kind of thing. The next thing I knew, I was waking up, breathing quickly and slightly confused where I was. I recovered quickly, but they did warn me that that could happen.It’s just interesting that lack of transition - going from one area to the next and not realizing it’s happening until you’re suddenly awake again. It’s kind of terrifying in an existential sort of way - almost as if you were missing time, when in reality you were just so asleep you don’t even realize you were falling asleep. Just came around from top surgery. They told me ‘good night’ in English and I was very proud I said it back in Vietnamese, then that was about it. -- source link