Aveline: Not a big deal. I’ve seen Hawke’s junk, like, a million times.Varric: You h

Aveline: Not a big deal. I’ve seen Hawke’s junk, like, a million times.Varric: You h
Aveline: Not a big deal. I’ve seen Hawke’s junk, like, a million times.Varric: You h
Aveline: Not a big deal. I’ve seen Hawke’s junk, like, a million times.Varric: You h
Aveline: Not a big deal. I’ve seen Hawke’s junk, like, a million times.Varric: You h
Aveline: Not a big deal. I’ve seen Hawke’s junk, like, a million times.Varric: You h
Aveline: Not a big deal. I’ve seen Hawke’s junk, like, a million times.Varric: You h
Aveline: Not a big deal. I’ve seen Hawke’s junk, like, a million times.Varric: You h
Aveline: Not a big deal. I’ve seen Hawke’s junk, like, a million times.Varric: You h
Aveline: Not a big deal. I’ve seen Hawke’s junk, like, a million times.Varric: You h
Aveline: Not a big deal. I’ve seen Hawke’s junk, like, a million times.Varric: You h

Aveline: Not a big deal. I’ve seen Hawke’s junk, like, a million times.Varric: You have?!Aveline: We traveled from Lothering and sailed together. Bathing in rivers, no privacy on the ship, it just happens.Varric: Why haven’t I seen it?Aveline: Why do you WANT to see it?Varric: He’s my best friend.Aveline: Again, why do you want to see it?Varric: What if Hawke gets into an accident? What if he’s horribly disfigured and I have to identify him, and all that remains are his private parts?Varric: And I’m standing there and I’m saying, “Sorry, Anders, I can’t help you, because no, I haven’t seen his penis.“ And then boom, he’s buried in an unmarked grave.Aveline:Aveline: Again, WHY do you want to see it? -- source link


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