theparadoxmachine:gummygomamon:nebula-cnidaria:unseeliequeen:tawnks:gifak-net:Wisconsin White Deer S
theparadoxmachine:gummygomamon:nebula-cnidaria:unseeliequeen:tawnks:gifak-net:Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Sheddingaw hell noDeer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies offAs a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.I’ve seen deer:1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of uneaseAs a side note, as a Texan I can confirm that mockingbirds are total trolls who will also mimic thr sounds of babies crying and phones ringing so deer are definitely not the only ones getting freaked out by them -- source link