ceruleancynic:BHaG SWAG Y’ALLI love collecting hideous old cookbooks from the era of wobbly glisteni
ceruleancynic:BHaG SWAG Y’ALLI love collecting hideous old cookbooks from the era of wobbly glistening jello mounds containing things that should not be in jello. These aren’t as good as my all-time favorite, the BHaG Meat Cook Book, which is enthusiastic about MEAT in all its myriad forms (up to and including Scrambled Brains and Stuffed Heart), but they’re pretty horrific all the same. Particularly the chicken one.I bet the Calorie Counter’s Cook Book worked like a fuckin’ charm because having read the recipes NOBODY WOULD EAT THEM. “Pizza-flavored fish entree,” for example, or “Sunshine Aspic,” which it describes by saying “colorful egg slices peek through aspic ring.”Eggs should not peek. I’m going to scan some of the more egregious pictures and do another Non-Euclidean Food series. Gosh, I love Goodwill. We have WAYS WITH CHICKEN.metaphorically, i meani’m not likecool enough to own the WAYS WITH CHICKEN book -- source link