fishingboatproceeds:Today my 5-year-old son scored three goals in his soccer game. (To be fair, the
fishingboatproceeds:Today my 5-year-old son scored three goals in his soccer game. (To be fair, the score was something like 36-27; in 5-year-old soccer, pretty much everyone gets a hat trick.)But anyway, he did not celebrate the goals. After the game I asked him why and he said, “It isn’t a big deal. I score lots of goals.” This reminded me of Mario Balotelli’s famous response to a journalist who asked Balotelli why he rarely celebrates goals: “When I score, I don’t celebrate because I’m only doing my job. Does the postman celebrate when he delivers the mail?”john green your kid fucking sucks i scored 20 goals when i was 5 he needs to step his shit up also i celebrate all of them cause im better than your son your son sucks at soccer make him play defense if he can only score 3 -- source link