joe-normal:>be a genderfluid shapeshifter>crash land on an alien planet and spend the next two
joe-normal:>be a genderfluid shapeshifter>crash land on an alien planet and spend the next two months hooking up with jeff goldblum for fun and profit>shithead brother shows up in the midst of your thottery >now you have to fight all his dirtbag friends including this incredibly buff woman>oh god she’s a huge lesbian>oh god YOU’RE a huge lesbian>incredibly buff woman does not know this about you and all you end up doing is staring up at her in awe>proceed to get your ass kicked because you forgot to put on the right gender when you left the house this morning -- source link