Roy: Hey dude! What did you think of the pic? I was trying out a new angle. Do you think it’s
Roy: Hey dude! What did you think of the pic? I was trying out a new angle. Do you think it’s better if I emphasise girth more, or length? I mean, I’m equally blessed in both departments, so-Joël:I don’t know and I don’t care. Jesus. What the hell is wrong with you? STOP WITH THE DICK PICS, YOU PERVERTED SICKO.Roy: That’s offensive. They’re not just pics for one thing, they’re art. They’re dick masterpieces, dude.Joël: I’m too tired to have this conversation right now. Hey. When are you going to give me my car back?Roy: When I get my car back, duh. Which might not be for another couple of days. What’s the problem? You can drive Anita’s car.Joël: I don’t like Anita’s car.Anita’s Chrysler belonged to Jim, Anita’s deceased ex husband. Joël yells at Brutus who is digging a hole in the lawn. Brutus ignores him. Roy: Tough titties. Hey, speaking of titties, did I tell you how Anya has the most perfectly symmetrical areolas? And they’re like this amazing pale caramel colour. Everything about her’s incredible, dude. Joël: So you’ve told me about a million times. Why don’t you send her your stupid dick pics instead of annoying me with them?Roy: Because she’s supposed to be doing some assignment that’s due tomorrow and obviously if I send her dick pics she’ll be too distracted and horny to be able to concentrate. Joël: Obviously.Roy: Besides, her pyscho father would be just the type to go through her phone. If he saw I’d sent her dick pics he’d probably try and have me arrested or something.Joël: Have I mentioned before how well I think I’d get along with Anya‘s father? Roy: Shut up.Joël: You shut up.Roy: I think I’m in love with Anya.Joël: No, YOU shut up.Joël: I’m sorry, what did you just say? -- source link
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