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iguessweallcrazyithinktho: valarianflood: lennon-cuddlywump: grimbeak:montgimerymontgimery: themostop: night-dragon937: ranonymousboo: starifluxsartcave: maechery: shinesnakee: grauntiemotersblog: kawaizem: satellite-starss: echoarts: hugsarecomforting:maritasdump:miraculouslycool: infinitysgrace: marigamitsurugi:flightfoot: sunni-808:mayflower-gal:terrific-togekiss: arty-angie: purple-to-my-tangerine: inkedintothepaper: kikoqueenofrats:ask-dead-rhm-au: omg-humor: ???? Far away, hot, everything wants to kill me. easy! The contry that is very often memed There are sheep…and rain…lots of rain… The land of the freeeeee Freeze-your-heckin-ass-off-or-melt-that’s-all. Yeehaw, giddy up cowboy, let’s ride! Y'all are gonna eat my dust! The Queen owes us $153. This place apparently doesn’t exist because everyone thinks The City is the only thing that matters At the momentJAWS (sorta) Music capitol of the Yeehaw state Hottest summers, harshest winters, a lot more rural areas than urbanized ones. Gritty. The home to not just spicy food and not just Bollywood Where it is stereotyped as a desert but it’s CLEARLY and instead is filled with cedars unlike the other neighboring countries Sick people everywhere. We lost a war to literal birds cup of tea anyone? Sorry, eh? …Loons… Are our bird.S N O W and h e a t Either your dyin of hypothermia or a heat stroke Bubble tea Yes Crime and grime in a shitty city, but hey we have a bay ig boom boom oh no not another one there’s rain and trees and everyone is mad about politics We have the best potato chips. Fight me. hot and oranges also we’ve got a famous man we got the four seasons- spring, summer, fire, and winter. Freezing for nine months and then it gets roasting hot for the next three I’m only here because we haven’t colonize Mars or the moon yet Lots of idiots I don’t associate myself with Anyone want a cuppa? -- source link
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