telediagnosis:smallrat36wagon: starklysardonic:cumaeansibyl:jonlybonlyfromboldlygo:mother-entr
telediagnosis:smallrat36wagon: starklysardonic: cumaeansibyl: jonlybonlyfromboldlygo: mother-entropy: saxifraga-x-urbium: captain-cargoshorts: petintv: working-class-worm: If you have Edison lights you automatically get the guillotine. this place has a burger that’s topped with like 3 other kinds of meat and tastes like nothing but liquid smoke guacamole is offered for $1.75 they have a sign up telling you no Wi-Fi talk to each other but they also want you to follow them on Instagram they have a $17 burger that has “deconstructed” in its description. All of the beverages are served in mason jars and the only straws they provide, on request, are dry pasta Menus printed on brown paper that’s meant to look low-fi but actually costs $40 a ream Some weird chalk art that no one can read makes up half the drink menu theres a dead rat inside the bread bowl soup you order they wheel a dessert cart to the table and its just blood and bones and cartilage and hair This is literally the exact decor of the Psuedo-Denny’s that they built in the residential village of my College. -- source link