whendesiremeetsintelligence: Jesus Christ. My best friend is out of town and texted me that his wife
whendesiremeetsintelligence: Jesus Christ. My best friend is out of town and texted me that his wife needs help with a bursting pipe in the kitchen, but when i showed up, she was waiting for me like this. The only bursting pipe in their place tonight is the one between my legs. Ready for burst your pipes -- source link