Always having been playful and perverse, my father took me to see strippers for the first time on my
Always having been playful and perverse, my father took me to see strippers for the first time on my birthday. He would never know however, that my mother, always having been just as eccentric and perverse, decided to then take me to see the Chippendales on the following evening.One of these nights I would have a somewhat better time than on the other, to put it modestly. And as a boy, I knew it was the one I really wasn’t supposed to…… -- source link