copperbadge:hariheart:grandtheftflora2electricboogaloo:poetry-protest-pornography:harritudur: 1993 /
copperbadge:hariheart:grandtheftflora2electricboogaloo:poetry-protest-pornography:harritudur: 1993 / 2022 Dr. ELLIE SATTLER, Dr. ALAN GRANT, Dr. IAN MALCOLM They’re all hotter? They’re all hotter. They ARE all hotter A friend of mine recently sent me that second image simply captioned “Panicking in bisexual.” [ID: Two images; the top is a promo shot for the original 1993 Jurassic Park, featuring Laura Dern, Sam Neill, and Jeff Goldblum as Ellie Sattler, Alan Grant, and Ian Malcolm. The second image is a promo shot for the 2022 Jurassic Park, featuring the same three actors thirty years older and about three thousand times hotter than the original, which was not unhot to begin with.] -- source link