astorabound: “Look, dude, I figured seducing you would consist of stealing a few inches of you
astorabound: “Look, dude, I figured seducing you would consist of stealing a few inches of your height and directing it to my boobs.” Your date said, rolling her eyes. “I did not even think I’d have to go so far as to reduce you to a few inches in height and having tits that are hard to even stand with…”“So, can we please skip to the part where you’re infatuated with me already?” “You are??” “You’ve been infatuated with me this whole time but you were just seeing how far I could go…? Well, in that case, since you’re definitely too small for us to have more… conventional sex, I hope you’re able to hold your breath, because I’m shoving you headfirst inside me.” -- source link