stevenbasic: who’s callling…I hope it’s not mother. She knows not to call me when
stevenbasic: who’s callling…I hope it’s not mother. She knows not to call me when I’m at work..,  Ah! Good! “Hi Ab..!” “Hey girl…how are you!” “Hey I’m great sweetie! How are you? “I’m good! How are our new girls working out for you? You don’t have one of them as an assistant, answering your phone for you yet?” “Haha ahhh no not yet..! I’m busy but I’m not that busy. And hey I’m still working on getting you that appointment with him. So what’s up?” “Hey so I wanted to call and give you the results from when you were in to the clinic, a couple weeks ago.” “Oh yeah! I was wondering when I’d hear. Usually it’s just like a few days..” “Yeah well I guess the results were sorta weird, they wanted to double check a few things.” “Weird? Like, how so?” “Well…” “You can tell me…” “I mean, you knew some of this was going on already….Strength, muscle mass: up. Endurance: up. Height, weight, cup size: up, up, up.” “Oh Abby really?” “Miss you gained twenty pounds in…how long have you been there? Six weeks?” “Omigod yes, I know…Not even five, but just over three weeks when I was actually in at the clinic. Twenty pounds in three weeks?” “And almost three inches.” “How tall was I when I started?” “Uh…it says five-nine.” “So it is three inches. I just measured myself last night.” “You don’t sound too happy, girl…this could be a good thing.” “C’mon, you know. I really wanted this job to be about my brain not my body. I really thought it’d be different this time…“ Abby is quiet for a bit. “Why is this happening to me??” If im being honest not all of me is pissed tho “It’s your hormones, Missy, like always. I mean, these numbers are through the roof this time. It’s like you’re pregnant with twins, going through a crazy-ass puberty and ovulating for fifty other women.” “How about the, like, tests on the computer they had me do?” “You mean the IQ battery? Sorry, Missy…flat. The only thing flat about you.” “Damnit c’mon!” I probably shouldn’t giggle. “And, also, this is new…you know your body is dumping like, tons of pheromones, right?“ “Uh, tell me what those are again?” “You know, the chemicals your body puts off.” “Oh yeah. They…make me smell nice, make other people, guys, want to be nice to me.” “Well, yes right. They…get attracted to you. Inhibitions go down. That sort of thing.” “And I’m making more of them? That’s, like…happened to me before, right?” “Yes, but this time, it’s, like, so much more, like more than a thousand times more.” “That’s a lot, huh?” “Uh, yeah.” "ooo I guess I have to be careful…” but i’m also like…thinking about him…excited “yeah, but…Miss, these are different.” “Like, how?” “Well, have the other girls been acting funny in any way? Feeling funny?” “I dunno? Not that they’ve told me?” “How about him? Anything different?” “well…” -- source link
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