orangeorc: one-porn-kingdom:The Porn KingdomChad gestured for security as the short, oddly-dress
orangeorc: one-porn-kingdom: The Porn Kingdom Chad gestured for security as the short, oddly-dressed local began to jump and down in protest. “Ten thousand dollars!” screamed the self-described Shaman. “We had a deal! I use my powers, make your wife’s ass big like you wanted! You pay me ten thousand dollars!” Char rolled his eyes at the silly little man. With his bizarre accent and frizzy little beard, it was hard to take him seriously. “I remember you from last night,” said Chad, slowly, buying time for security to move in discreetly. “My wife and I were enjoying a nice meal, at this resort’s restaurant. My wife, Kendra, was taking about how much butt implants would cost.” “I give her a deal!” screamed the little “shaman,” as security closed in. “You interrupted our meal to inform us you could make her butt bigger, with your powers, for a fraction of what the surgeons were asking, yes,” said Chad. “Kendra didn’t believe you. You said you would prove it.” “I did!” said the shaman. “Look at her butt! It’s huge!” “It’s… arguably… a tad thicker than I remember it being…” said Chad, unable to suppress a smirk as he shot a glance at his wife’s newfound bulbosity. “But the thing is… we didn’t have a binding agreement. You wanted to prove you had powers, so you tried to do it for free.” “No! Ten thousand dollars!” “Honestly? Even if we did have a binding agreement, I don’t think ‘crazy voodoo magic’ is legally binding. Here…” Chad shoved a $100 bill in the local’s hands, right before security grabbed his arms and began to drag him away. “You fucking cheap piece of shit!” screamed the thrashing local, as security dragged him away. “I have powers! Evil powers! You’ll be sorry!” “If you come around this resort again, we’re calling the local police. Fuck off, weirdo,” said Chard, waving goodbye. The villager wasn’t done ranting. “You have no idea how great my powers are! I curse you, you rich American fucker!” screamed the local. “Your wife? She is even more arrogant and vain than you are, you understand? And I curse her! I curse her and her fat, American ass!” “Show’s over people, go back to enjoying your vacations,” said Chad, and people began to stare. “Her ass is cursed now, you hear me? Her ass will grow! And grow! I curse it to grow as big and as fat as bloated American ego!” “Is he finally gone?” said Kendra, who’d been too busy sunbathing to really listen to what the local had been saying. “Don’t worry about him,” said Chad, staring approvingly at Kendra’s new donk. “You just lay there and look gorgeous.” “That guy smelled weird last night,” Kendra mused. “You just know he lives in the ugliest, dankest hut in town. As she said the words, her butt seemed to tremble slightly… and then it expanded ever so slightly, increasing just an inch or two in diameter. Char blinked, thinking it might be an illusion… but Kendra’s round ass was clearly just a little bit bigger. Kendra wriggled uncomfortably. “This suit’s tighter, I feel like I’ve got a little wedgie,” she said. “Why everyone staring at me?” Chad chuckled inwardly. If the idiot “shaman” thought making Kendra’s ass even bigger was some kind of curse, he was even dumber than he looked. “A lot of people are checking you out right now,” said Chad. “You’re really hot.” “I mean… duh…” said Kendra, vain as always. “I mean, I’m way hotter than most people… I’m hotter than that one girl, for sure.” Chad stiffened in his pants slightly as his wife’s ass grew again. She wriggled slightly, as her suit dug into her expanding backside, but she didn’t stop looking around at other women. “I’m hotter than her… hotter than her… definitely hotter than all of those girls…” said Kendra. Chad was fully upright, and his erection clearly visible through his pants. Every time Kendra checked off someone else, her as got a couple inches thicker. Chad watched in awe as his wife grew ever more pear-shaped… she outgrew Kim Kardashian, and all of Chad’s favorite porn stars… the deck chair was starting to creak and groan under the weight of her ballooning backside. “I mean, I’m for sure the hottest woman at the pool… probably this whole resort…” said Kendra. Her ass was getting absurdly big, bigger than two basketballs… two beach balls. It was so wide, it was pressing against the armrests on either side of the chair… the chair itself was starting to dip under the weight of her widening hips and thickening thighs. “Fuck, I mean, I’m one probably one of the hottest women on earth right now, honest- oof!” The chair snapped under her, and fell apart as it hit the ground. “What the hell?” said Kendra, looking down. What a cheap, dinky little… hrrk… what the?” Kendra stood up, pulling her legs under herself. Her bathing suit look painfully tight. She swung her arms around struggling to balance as her massive hips swung one way and the other as she struggled to balance. As she rose slowly and carefully, struggling to balance, she rose right up to Chad’s head, and then… higher… “Whoa…” said Chad, realizing he was six feet tall, and yet somehow his 5’8” wife was now towering over him by a good six inches or so. Kendra hadn’t even noticed her increased length, though. She was staring down at her own incredibly wide hips and thighs. “These are… new…” she said, running her hands along her extremely hourglassy shape. “It’s like what happened this morning, times ten.” “Kendra, sweetie?” said Chad, slightly nervous as people began to look at his booty-amazon wife. “Look over at me.” “What’s so important that you- huh,” said Kendra, looking her husband up and down non-chalantly. “Did you shrink? I’ve always thought you were big, and strapping. Now you look sort of dinky.” Chad was taken aback by her bluntness. He was even more taken aback when her body shook… she wobbled awkwardly at the hips… and rocketed upwards, growing another foot taller. Her swimsuit exploded, snapping off her immense thighs and breasts. She rose up, towering over everyone else at the resort. A few people who had been watching gasped. “Kendra, I’m not getting smaller…” said Chad, slowly. “I think you’re-“ “That I’m getting bigger, yes. That’s perfectly obvious,” said Kendra, growing another foot. “Did that little weird man say anything indicating why I’m still growing?” Chad took a step back as his wife’s shadow fell across him. “Something about your ass growing to match your ego, or your vanity, or… something? I wasn’t paying close attention!” “Really? That was generous of him,” said Kendra. She grew to ten feet, and her butt bulged so thick and so far behind her it knocked over a nearby umbrella. “I have a- rightfully- rather high opinion of myself…” “Kendra…” “Such a rightfully opinion, in fact, I suspect an ordinary mortal frame would be inadequate to support it.” She shot up to fifteen feet. Her huge ass was casting a shadow that completely covered Chad. People were starting to run and scream. “Kendra, I think saying things like that is why you keep growing!” said Chad, starting to worry. She’d already outgrown their car, their house… her plane ticket home. “Well, I’m saying them because they’re true!” she said, with a bit of glee in her voice. “I mean… look at me! I’m like a big, curvy, booty goddess!” She shot up to thirty feet tall, and the wall of expanding ass swelling out behind her smacked into the lifeguard’s chair, tipping it over with an audible “bwoomp” noise. “And I’m still growing!” she laughed, looking down as fellow tourists ran from her swelling body. “Imagine who big… how perfect… how glorious my ass will look on news feeds across the planet! This wonderful! This is the best thing ever!” She laughed maniacally, rising up and up. “I’m most perfect person who ever lived! Look at me, you pathetic, scrawny little nothings! Look at your new goddess!” She was over a hundred feet tall. She stepped right over Chad, right over the pool, and looked at her growing reflection in the side of the hotel’s tinted windows. “God, I’m hot…” she said, watching her huge hips swing from side to side as she sauntered forward. “Much too hot for this tacky tourist bullshit…” She turned around, and bent forward. Still growing, she pushed her ass against the side of the hotel. Windows cracked and crashed and her ass grew phatter and phatter, crushing whole floors with her literal thunder thighs…. Kendra laughed as the hotel tilted over. Not done, she let her weight carry her backwards, sitting on it and crushing her. Her ass kept growing, smothering the entire flattened building under a growing mound of cushiony fat. When she stood up, she was 300 feet tall and growing. Her was so big it was nearly as wide as she was tall. “Who’s next!?” she boomed, sauntering forward, knocking over building after building as her giant ass shook from side to the other. “Wow…” said the Shaman, suddenly standing next to Chad, watching Kendra crush whole city blocks with her still growing ass. “I’m… sorry about that. I thought, like, her ass would get to big to squeeze through a door or something, and then she’d be all embarrassed, and you guys would come find me and ask me to fix it. I was just trying to extort you guys.” “No, no, I totally get it,” said Chad, as his wife hip-checked a local imitation space needle. “She’s a way bigger bitch than most people realize.” “Rockin’ bod, though,” said the Shaman. “Oh yeah. She wouldn’t even agree to marry me unless I agreed to pay for butt implants.” “Wow. I mean, awful temper, but it sounds kind of worth it.” “Definitely.” “One million dollars, and I don’t know anything about this.” “Fine.” “Want me to shrink her back?” Chad looked at wife flatten another city block with a booty drop. “I think she’s happier this way. I’ll let this play out, then find someone else.” “Mind if I watch it play out with you? I’m a butt man myself. Kinda the whole reason I specialized in butt magic.” “Be my guest…” said Chad, handing the Shaman one of the resort’s many abandoned Margaritas. “You got an email address or anything? If my next wife also has a small butt, I might want to give a ring.” “You’re paying up front next time.” “Fair enough.” Both men sipped their drinks, as Kendra’s giant slowly expanded to crush more and more of the city. She was bigger than a mountain, each cheek of her ass was bigger than manmade structure on earth… And she was still getting bigger. -- source link