giantdrake: You relaxed on a day bed in the living room, settling in for a wonderful mid morning nap
giantdrake: You relaxed on a day bed in the living room, settling in for a wonderful mid morning nap. All the bills were paid and the money you had left in your pocket was for video games. Only good things were coming your way on this lazy day off from work. As your eyes finally drifted close, you felt a shadow cast over your entire body, and you frowned. “No, Penny,” you said, refusing to open your eyes. “Don’t mind me,” Penny yell-whispered. “I am simply doing my stretches before strength training. I know it is your day off and I will not disturb you, I promise.” Your frown grew larger. “I am sleeping now, Penny,” you said. “That is excellent,” Penny once again yell-whispered, and you heard the wall crack next to your nap spot as she loudly yelped “Ouch! Stupid wall!” “Penny…” you started. “Yes, I know,” Penny resumed yell-whispering. “It is of the utmost importance that we maintain the quiet relaxation of this beautiful day. I could not agree more. As soon as I have completed my stretches I will get out of your way.” A silence followed, but the shadow remained. You sighed, your eyes still closed. “Penny, are you still there?” “Yes.” “Why?” “I’m not going to lie to you, dear. I’m sort of stuck,” her voice sounded sheepish. “In life, Penny?” you asked, already knowing this was not the case. “I may have grown a bit too large,” Penny responded, and you felt some plaster from the wall sprinkle down onto your head. You rubbed your temples. “Penny,” you began steadily. “I’m not going to ask you why you are so big. Down that road lies madness. Instead, I will make another inquiry: Why do you not simply make yourself smaller?” Penny sounded even more sheepish. “I can’t.” You opened your eyes to a titanic Penny, bracing herself against the wall to keep from falling over. Her sports bra was incapable of containing her bust properly as it began spilling out the bottom, and her shorts appeared to have blown open. “Hello,” Penny said cheerfully. You blinked, frowned, and then closed your eyes again. “I reject this reality,” you said flatly. “Well that is definitely not helpful,” Penny said, and you heard her stifle a moan as you felt her grow larger in front of you. You opened your eyes again. “Penny, I am meant to take a nap and play video games today. Have you seen our shared calendar on the fridge? Those are literally my only two agenda items for today. Nowhere on the fridge does it say ‘Stop my ridiculous Amazonian roommate from destroying the flat.’ “ “I didn’t do this on purpose,” Penny said, annoyed. “Listen,” you said calmly. “I get it. Australia is a wild place. It’s a country and a continent. That is already absurd. It stands to reason that your tolerance for absurdity would be quite high. But Penny….sweet Penny…I like my nice, boring life. A life free of magical adventures or giant women. I actually broke up with my first girlfriend because she was two inches taller than me. I was a petty and terrible youth. You can see what you’re dealing with here. So, to recap: no magical adventures, no giant women.” Penny nodded thoughtfully. “I’m going to need you to engage in a magical adventure to stop me from growing into a giant woman again.” “I feel we may be talking past each other.” Penny sighed. “Please go fetch the Lux Arcana.” “Is that the book that tries to bite me, the living portrait of the young lady who is always flirting with me, or the glowy orb that gives me a static shock every time I get near it?” “Glowy orb, obviously.” You stood up, doing your best to maneuver past Penny by ducking between her legs. “Oh, I’m sorry,” you said, walking away. “Some of us didn’t study nerd languages and ancient archaeological artifacts. Some of us got a degree in Sociology and procured administrative jobs because we focused on pertinent skills like typing speed.” You ducked away from a book that attempted to chomp your fingers off and then yelped as you grabbed the Lux Arcana and it shocked you to such an extent that your hair stood on end. “We should probably discuss procuring a safe of some kind for these weird things.” Penny made an exasperated noise. “Bring me the orb before I step on you, little man!” Your face whitened a bit as you returned, holding it up to her and trying to ignore the multiple shocks it was giving you. “Well, that’s…not really called for…was only trying to help,” you said meekly. Penny’s face softened slightly. “I know. I would not step on you, I promise. I’m just a tad…frustrated…at the moment. Now hold up the orb, I have to absorb some of its essence to cast this.” You blanched. “I’m sorry…cast…you do magic now?” Penny shrugged as best as she could in the increasingly confined space. “I mean…what is magic, really?” she asked, as white light from the glowing orb began to flow into her body, causing her eyes to go completely white with power, casting an ethereal glow over her face. You pointed with your free hand. “That! That, there, exactly that! That is magic!” Penny spoke again, her voice sounding like a hundred voices, “Well, if you’re going to go around labeling things, then yes, I suppose I’ve dabbled in magical….glimmering…stuff. Listen, it’s very technical, what I’m doing. I need to focus.” Your face turned serious. “Penny, if you kill me I am going to be very cross with you.” “Noted.” “I will haunt you and your giant body for eternity, Penny,” you warned. Penny ignored your dire speech and began chanting, her voice seeming to carry away on an unseen wind. The orb grew brighter and brighter in your hand, and you closed your eyes against its brilliance as you felt horrible vertigo. Oh, now she’s done it, you thought to yourself. She’s cast me into some unknown terrible dimension from which I’ll never escape. That’s the thing with magic, isn’t it? Always casting people into terrible dimensions and the like. When you finally felt brave enough to open your eyes, Penny stared down at you, incredulous but with a smirk she was desperately trying to keep off her face, to the point which she was actively covering her mouth with her hands. She was still enormous. “Well, that did a fat lot of nothing,” you complained, looking up at her. “You’re just as giant as you were before, and…” you slowly started looking around, noting the enormity of the furniture around you. “Oh, you’ve really mussed this one up, Penny. You just went and made our whole flat giant. I hope the landlady isn’t thinking of charging us more simply because we gave ourselves an increase in the square footage because I will not be-” you paused, blinking. “Oh, bollocks, I’m tiny, aren’t I?” Penny nodded slowly and then made the universal “small” symbol with her thumb and pointer finger. “In hindsight,” she said carefully. “Perhaps having you hold the Lux Arcana while I cast a shrinking spell on myself was a mistake.” “Yes,” you said in a flat voice. “Perhaps.” “So, there is good news,” Penny said excitedly. “I, uh…I can fix it…” You visibly relaxed. “Oh thank goodness.” “…in a month.” Your face fell immediately. “What?” you asked, incredulous. “It, uh…it takes a while for the Lux Arcana to recharge. Usually one lunar cycle, um…fills it up.” “P-Penny,” you said, trying to hold it together. “I cannot be tiny for a month.” “Weeellll,” Penny said, grimacing. “You sort of…can? And will?” You stood to your full height and stomped your foot. “Fix it. You fix it, Penny!” Your roommate grit her teeth to keep from laughing. “I am serious, Penny! I am…I am an adult, and…and my feelings should be taken into consideration! We are roommates, you should respect that…oh my word, I’m just now hearing my squeaky little voice, that is awful. I am completely undermining myself.” Penny gave you an immensely pitying look. “Would…you like me to prepare you a matchbox bed…for your nap?” You sat down, defeated. “Yes, Penny, that would be lovely.” “Will you be offended if I make many wee things for you and serve you tea in a thimble?” Penny’s voice was hopeful. You laid down on the floor. “On a scale of one to ten, how wonderful is this for you?” Penny stifled a squeal. “I can’t…I can’t calculate it! You’re so tiny! You’re so cute! I mean, you’re still cantankerous as all hell, but look at you! Oh my goodness, can you sleep on my bedside table? I’ll put a little candle there for you to blow out at night. You’re like a Borrower.” “Would that I could borrow some dignity, at this point,” you said with a sigh, and then yelped as Penny gently lifted you off the floor. You curled up in a terrified ball as you felt your stomach drop from the journey up into the sky, and then shivered momentarily as you were finally deposited on a warm, cushiony bed. “Is that better??” Penny’s voice asked anxiously, just above you. You opened your eyes tentatively and saw the wide expanse of flesh around you. She’d deposited you on the shelf of her breasts. You were curled up in the crevasse of her cleavage. “Oh,” you said quietly. “Well, maybe a month will just fly by.” -- source link
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