“Good, that cage is keeping your boners restrained nicely. Now you can meditate properly, with
“Good, that cage is keeping your boners restrained nicely. Now you can meditate properly, without all your ‘kundalini’ energy shooting straight up your cute little soldier. We can take it off after you’ve opened all your chakras. Huh? How long does it take? Oh, well, there’s no way to know for sure. I mean, some monks have to swear to celibacy for life to achieve it. Don’t worry though, I’ll keep you motivated. I promise I won’t take that cage off no matter how long it takes. There, feel better?” -- source link