“It’s just an artist’s concept.” he pointed at the drawing. “See,
“It’s just an artist’s concept.” he pointed at the drawing. “See, the toilet is really a genie, installed into the astronaut’s bathroom by an Arab plumber who found it in his crazy aunt’s old collection.” He grinned weakly.“You’re kidding, right?”“No, no—see, the astronaut is all straight-laced and stuff, and the genie, she keeps messing up his plans with her well-meaning hijinks.”“Right, so…how does he call the genie out of the toilet?”A pause. “Oh. Umm…he has to…you know.” Sweat beaded his forehead. “Okay, you’re right, you’re right, scratch that.” He slid over a new sheet. “Here’s one you’re really going to love. A group of strangers get’s stranded on a remote island that has an old nitrous oxide manufacturing plant on it. I call it ‘Giggling’s Island’. Anything?" -- source link
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