The Existence of Trains DebateIf you enjoy these cartoons, please reblog or support them on my Patre

The Existence of Trains DebateIf you enjoy these cartoons, please reblog or support them on my Patreon. A $1 pledge really helps!To read my notes about the cartoon, check out the original patreon post!Transcript:Transcript of CartoonThis cartoon has nine panels, arranged in a three by three grid, with a small “kicker” panel under the bottom of the cartoon.Panel 1We see two people on the train tracks. They are not tied to the tracks, but they are tied together, so neither one could move without the other. One person has black hair in a pony tail; the other has wavy hair and is wearing capri pants. Ponytail has a panicked expression, while Capri looks wryly amused.PONYTAIL: I can’t believe we’re tied together on the train tracks.CAPRI: Are we sure these are train tracks?Panel 2Ponytail turns her head back towards Capri to urgently suggest a plan.PONYTAIL: If we work together, we can crawl off before a train comes.CAPRI: There’s no evidence any train is coming.Panel 3Ponytail shouts a bit, angry, and Capri laughs.PONYTAIL: The train comes at this time every day!CAPRI: HA! What’s happened in the past can’t predict the future.Panel 4Ponytail panics, yelling, and Capri responds with amused dismissal.PONYTAIL: The tracks are shaking!CAPRI: it’s natural shaking. Haven’t you heard of earthquakes.Panel 5Ponytail angrily yells, and Capri sneers. (It’s a mix of a grin and a sneer).PONYTAIL: LISTEN TO ME! I’m a train engineer, andCAPRI: Pfft! “Engineers” are just in it for the money.Panel 6A close up of their heads. Ponytail is terrified now, sweat droplets flying off her. Capri remains amused. PONYTAIL: Let’s get off the tracks, just in case! HURRY!CAPRI: Expend all that effort over what might be nothing?Panel 7 Ponytail yells, her eyes as big as dessert plates.PONYTAIL: I CAN SEE THE TRAIN! WE’RE GONNA DIE!CAPRI: You’re being hysterical.Panel 8This panel contains only a sound effect, in big overlapping letters, with stars flying around: CRASHPanel 9The same two characters are hovering in the sky, in angel outfits, including wings and halos.  Capri is shrugging but still smiling; Ponytail is yelling angrily.CAPRI ANGEL: Okay, maybe there was a train.PONYTAIL ANGEL: WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?Small kicker panel under the bottom of the cartoon.A bald guy talks to a fat guy with a ponytail and glasses (i.e., me, the cartoonist).BALD GUY: Cute cartoon, but what if some readers don’t get that it’s a metaphor for global warming denial?BARRY: I’ll find some subtle way to let them know! -- source link

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