voreguys: The moment you get a call from the hotel manager asking if you’ve seen the hot room
voreguys: The moment you get a call from the hotel manager asking if you’ve seen the hot room service waiter….you thought you’d got away with it, but you couldn’t help it, you let out a huge wet belch down the line just as he mentioned that they hadn’t seen him since delivering the food to your room….you quickly say you haven’t seen him and slam the phone down….you look down at the bulge in your gut and then to the pile of clothes next to your bed….if anyone asks, you just tell them that you thought he was complimentary….I’m sure they’ll add him to your bill …..after all, the customer is always right…. -- source link