gropingyourmuse:bitches-im-balin:bigbigtruck:krudman:I love this“you come here often?” &
gropingyourmuse:bitches-im-balin:bigbigtruck:krudman:I love this“you come here often?” “DWARVEN CRAAAFTS”“hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-”“FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF”“hey you look a lot like my next girlfr—”“I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU, BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE.”LMFAO OMFG.Choose your dialogue carefully, though:“Hey, baby, what time do you get off?”“EEEEEVERYTHING’s for sale, my friend. EVERYTHING.”Wait. -- source link