rosestripedsuit:the-prettiest-octopus:spoopyarchivist:blueboxparchment:wibbly-wobbly-gingerbatch:und
rosestripedsuit:the-prettiest-octopus:spoopyarchivist:blueboxparchment:wibbly-wobbly-gingerbatch:under-the-influence-of-freedom:carry-on-my-wayward-nun:actual-mother-john-watson:notexactlyninja:geekophiliac:jeantakethespookycock:didney-worl-no-uta:back-it-up-elizabethbanks:fagflow:I put him in jail bc I swear he talked without batteries onceLET ME FUCKIN TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT SOME FERBIES. MY COUSIN AND I HAD HEARD SOME CRAZY ASS RUMORS THAT THESE FUCKERS DID SHIT WITHOUT BATTERIES SO WE DECIDED HEY LETS TEST THIS SHIT. WE WERE FUCKING HOME ALONE RIGHT AND WE LOCKED THIS FUCKER IN A STEEL BOX WITH NO BATTERIES. WE BOTH WENT OUTSIDE, LOCKED THE DOORS AND WE CAME BACK AND THAT FUCKING THING WAS OUT OF THE BOX AND WAS FUCKING TALKING AND SHIT WE BURNED THAT FUCKER WITHIN LIKE FIVE FUCKIN MINUTES. Moral of the story: DONT BUY FUCKING FURBIESFOR REAL GUYS THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKETHESE FUCKERS WILL CONTINUE TO TALK AND MOVE EVEN WITHOUT THE FUCKING BATTERIES THEY’RE TERRIFYING AS SHIT AND THEY’RE OUT TO PUT AN END TO THE HUMAN RACEDON’T FUCKING BUY FURBIESDONT BUY THEM OH MY GOD. LAST YEAR I WORKED AT TOYS ‘R US AROUND THE TIME THE NEW LINE OF THOSE FUCKERS CAME OUT. THEY SOLD OUT WITHIN A WEEK. NOTHING WEIRD HAPPENED BUT THEN A LADY RETURNED ONE CAUSE SHE SAID IT WOULDNT TURN OFF. WE TOOK IT BACK AND SINCE IT WAS “BROKEN” WE KEPT IT IN OUR STAFF ROOM. THEN I WAS IN THERE ALONE AND IT WAS SITTING ON THE TABLE WITH NO BATTERIES IN IT. THEN THE FUCKING FERBIE STARTED MAKING NOISE THAT DIDNT SOUND LIKE WHAT FURBIEA SHOULD SOUND LIKE. IT WAS LIKE DEMONIC SCREECHING. I PUT THE LITTLE SHIT IN AN EMPTY LOCKER AND WHEN I TOLD MY MANAGER HE PUT IT IN THE BROKEN TOY BIN.THEN I WENT OUT TO WORK AGAIN AND WHEN I CAME INTO THE STAFF ROOM AFTER MY SHIFT, THE FURBIE WAS ON THE TABLE AGAIN. YEAH DONT BUY THOSE FUCKERSI HAVE MY OWN STORY TO ADD. I ONCE HAD A FURBIE, BUT ONCE IT DIED WE NEVER REPLACED THE BATTERIES AND JUST LET IT LAY DORMANT FOR A WHILE. MY COUSIN (WHO MIGHT I ADD, WAS A 22 YEAR OLD MAN AT THAT TIME) WAS HOUSESITTING FOR US AND THE FURBIE WAS TUCKED AWAY ON A SHELF IN OUR CELLAR. HE WENT DOWN TO GO DO SOME LAUNDRY AND THAT LITTLE SHIT OPENED ITS EYES AND MUTTERED “PEEKABOO”. MY COUSIN ATTACKED IT AND THREW IT OUTSIDE, AND IT WAS LATER TOSSED IN THE DUMPSTER. IM STILL AFRAID THAT THIS FURBIE WILL COME BACK TO HAUNT ME. DO NOT BUY THESE THEY ARE FUCKING DEMENTED!!!!OKAY STORY TIME SO LAST CHRISTMAS MY COUSIN GOT ONE OF THESE FUCKERS EXCEPT IT WAS ONE OF THE NEW ELECTRONIC ONES AND THOSE ARE JUST AS BAD. THE BATTERIES ARE SEALED IN WITH SCREWS, AND NO ONE HAD A SCREWDRIVER THAT FIT, SO WE WERE FORCED TO DEAL WITH THIS THING THE WHOLE TIME. THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE DAMN THING WILL GO TO ‘SLEEP’, BUT ANY SORT OF MOVEMENT WILL WAKE IT UP AND CAUSE IT TO DEMONICALLY LAUGH. ANOTHER COUSIN GOT UP FOR A GLASS OF WATER AT TWO IN THE MORNING THAT NIGHT, WALKED BY THE CLOSET WHERE WE’D SHOVED IT IN FEAR, AND HIS FOOTSTEPS WOKE THE FUCKING THING UP AND IT STARTED LAUGHING AND WOULDN’T STOP FOR THE NEXT HOUR. DON’T BUY THESE FUCKING THINGS. THEY’RE DEMONIC.the amount of personal stories is alarmingAre you sitting comfortably children? GOOD CAUSE BECAUSE THIS HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS ABOUT FIVE AS WELL. IT STOPPED WORKING AND WE TOOK OUT THE BATTERIES AND PUT IT IN MY CUPBOARD ON THE TOP SHELF AND I SHIT YOU NOT ONE NIGHT I HEARD IT TALKING AND MOVING IN THEIR CUPBOARD AND WHEN I OPENED IT IN THE MORNING IT WAS ON THE FLOOR FACING THE FUCKING WALL THESE THINGS ARE FUCKING TERRIFYING MY SISTER AND I HAD FURBIES WHEN WE WERE LITTLE AND APPARENTLY MY MUM HAD TO THROW THEM BOTH AWAY BECAUSE WE USED TO CRY AT NIGHT WHEN THEY WERE IN THE ROOM. EVEN IF WE COULDN’T SEE THEM WE WOULD CRY SO NOW THEY ARE GONE DON’T GET ONE THEY’RE SATANICMY GRANDMOTHER GOT ME ONE WHEN I WAS SIX. THE BATTERIES DIED, I LEFT IT ON THE FLOOR FOR A WHILE. THE BASTARD ENDED UP UNDER MY BED AND I SHIT YOU NOT, AT 3 IN THE MORNING IT WOULD SAY “FEED ME”. EVERY. FUCKING. MORNING. THEN I SHOVED IT IN MY CLOSET. IT WOULD SAY “I WANT TO PLAY” AT RANDOM TIMES. AND ONE DAY I CAME HOME TO IT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BED WHEN ID LEFT IT IN THE BOTOM CORNER OF MY CLUTTERED CLOSET BLOCKED BY MOUNDS OF CLOTHES.THIS. SHIT. IS. SATAN.I GOT ONE WHEN I WAS ABOUT 6 AND THEN IT STOPPED WORKING AND I STUFFED IT IN A CUPBOARD AND FORGOT ABOUT IT. NO WEIRD SHIT. WHEN I WAS REDECORATING, AGE 14, I FOUND IT AGAIN AND CLEARLY, EVEN THOUGH THERE WERE BATTERIES IN IT THEY WERE DEAD. IT WAS LEFT IN THE HALLWAY WHILST MY ROOM WAS REDONE. I WALKED PAST IT WHILST ALONE IN THE HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL AND IT JUST WENT “YUUUUUUUUM”, I NOPED SO HARD I ALMOST FELL DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS.I HAD A FRIEND YEARS AGO THAT HAD A FRIEND, AND MY FRIEND AND I WENT TO HER HOUSE AND SHE HAD ONE OF THESE DEMONS. ALL THREE OF US HEARD IT SAY “ME FURBY GO TO HELL YOU COME WITH ME!” SEVERAL TIMES AND WE TOLD THE GIRLS MOM, AND SHE DIDN’T BELIEVE IT UNTIL WE BROUGHT IT DOWNSTAIRS AND SHE HEARD IT.GOD DAMN IT, MY COUSIN HAD ONE AND I WAS LIKE 8 YEARS OLD AND SLEEPING OVER AND AT FRIGGIN 3 IN THE MORNING IT STARTED LAUGHING AND SAYING “PEEK-A-BOO” AND WE WERE SCARED SHITLESS SO WE TRIED TO MAKE IT STOP AND WE HIT IT AND IT STARTED MAKING THIS UNENDING DIAL-UP NOISE AND FINALLY WE HAD TO WAKE UP MY AUNT, AND SHE HIT IT WITH A HAMMER UNTIL IT STOPPED. WE ARE BOTH STILL TRAUMATIZED BY THIS STORY. WHO THE FUCK WANTED TO BRING THESE BACK.ME AND MY SISTER EACH HAD ONE AND THEY ENDED UP IN THE FUCKING TOY CHEST (BIGASS WOODEN BOX THAT WAS IN THE CLOSET) AND THERE’D RANDOMLY BE MUFFLED TALKING AND FUCKING MECHANICAL NOISES CAUSE ONE WOULD START AND IT’D SET THE OTHER OFF LIKE SOME UNHOLY RUE GOLDBERG MACHINE FROM HELL. SAID TOY CHEST WAS FUCKING SOLID CEDAR AND THE FURBYS WERE BURIED UNDER STUFFED ANIMALS. THE CLOSET LIGHT STAYED ON FOR FUCKING YEARS. -- source link