“But Daddy, you said that if I got my driver’s license, you said you would give
“But Daddy, you said that if I got my driver’s license, you said you would give me money for anything I wanted!”“I didn’t know you were going to do… to do this, baby!”“Oh Daddy, I’ve wanted it for so long. Why do you think I lived at home and commuted all that way during college? Why do you think I drove away all your girlfriends?”“You didn’t do that! They just didn’t work out, that’s all.”“Just believe me, Daddy. I know that you only love girls with huge boobs and plump lips, so I took the money you gave me and I bought Pink Pills. You’ve been staring at my cleavage this whole time, Daddy.”“It’s just.. it’s just such a big change! Sweetie, this can’t happen.”“Why don’t you get in the driver’s seat, Daddy? I know I just got my license, but technically I shouldn’t be driving now that I’ve had 4 doses. I’ll give you some road head and you can decide then if it’s a good idea or not.”“I’ll drive, baby, but that.. um… what you said… that can’t happen.”“Okay, Daddy. We’ll see.” -- source link
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