“Now, pay attention, 007; I shan’t have to explain it to you twice. Each button on the c
“Now, pay attention, 007; I shan’t have to explain it to you twice. Each button on the coat has a unique purpose. The top left button is a hidden camera, top right a microphone. The next row consists of a tiny speaker which emits an ear-piercing scream when its alternate is pressed. Press the two in the next row simultaneously and an oil slick is emitted from your trousers.”“What about the bottom two?”“They keep your coat from falling open. Finally, pressing the top two buttons of the shirt converts your collar into a single-use helicopter. Mind the tips as they can put out your eye if you’re not careful. And, 007?””Yes?”“Try to return it without any stains on it this time, will you?” -- source link
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