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forcearama:The Simpsons, Season 5, Episode 10: $pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) Accurate. Hence why Sheev reverse psychology-ed the Jedi Council into sending Obi-Wan after Grievous. Because Anakin’s tendencies toward stupidity drop at least somewhat when Obi-Wan is nearby (and conscious).I mean, think about it: instead of Obi-Wan going to take down Grievous, what if it was, say, Mace? Obi-Wan would have remained on Coruscant to hold Anakin’s hand or talk him of a ledge or order that he be sedated for 72 hours because DUDE HAS NOT SLEPT AND IS TALKING CRAZY SHIT. Then, while Anakin was unconscious, Obi-Wan would have cobbled together an alliance of people to deal with everything. By the time Anakin woke up, Sheev would have been a bloody smear on the ground somewhere, the twins would have been born and would be contentedly cooing at the mobile over their crib while Artoo twittered lullabies that sound perfectly innocent but actually have really bad words in them (much to C3PO’s horror), the clones granted the sentient rights they should have had from the start, and every corrupt Senator on Coruscant would have been gibbering incoherently as their ill-gotten gains are given to those in need. Oh, and Ahsoka, Rex, and the 501st would be just pulling into the parking lot with Maul in tow. WE COULD HAVE HAD THIS. IF THEY HAD JUST KEPT OBI-WAN ON CORUSCANT AND SEDATED ANAKIN FOR A FEW DAYS, EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE. -- source link
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