purpletangomintsprite:just-bean-thoughts:haiku-robot:krystal-prisms: haiku-robot: haiku-robot: super
purpletangomintsprite:just-bean-thoughts:haiku-robot:krystal-prisms: haiku-robot: haiku-robot: superkat500: misteryada: odric-master-swagtician: loafed-beans: ethereal-insight: fedkaczynski: allamericankindofguy-actual: fedkaczynski: What’s funny is that this actually happened. I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. Did he survive? Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs). His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed Those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number those are the eyes of a man who saw satan and asked for his number ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | PayPal | Patreon Those are the eyes ofa man who saw satan andasked for his numberHaiku Bot v2021.1~betaI make mistakes. I am buggy too. Sorry! | HAIKU BOT NO!Paypal | Patreon Haiku bot, babe, you already did this one. Good try though, mate Thanks for pointing out my visible fuckups, why don’t you eat cheetos flavored popsicle instead of insulting me or my haikus? HAIKU BOT??? Haiku bot went on its own murder spree. -- source link