flavoracle:Inspector: “OK, let’s take it from the top one more time. What exactly happened here toni
flavoracle:Inspector: “OK, let’s take it from the top one more time. What exactly happened here tonight?” Security Guard: “It’s like I already told you. This weird little… germ thingy wearing some kind of battering ram helmet… comes outta nowhere, hops on the Consul Flagship and starts joyriding it around the city.” Inspector: “Uh huh. And were you able to apprehend this… germ thingy?” Security Guard: “No! Haven’t you been listening? After it took the controls, it went to the front of the ship and attaches its helmet thing to the hull. Then the thing just up and dies for no apparent reason! So nobody is steering the ship, and it plows right into a swarm of thopters! Musta killed at least ten of those poor little guys.” Inspector: “Alright. And where is this ‘battering ram helmet’ that was attached to the hull?” Security Guard: “It, uh, kinda… disappeared afterwards.” Inspector: “So what you’re saying is that there’s nothing left of the culprit or the device used to commandeer the Skysovereign? Well then what’s to keep this ‘germ thingy’ from doing the exact same thing tomorrow night?!” Security Guard: “Hand sanitizer?” Inspector: *sigh* “Dismissed.” -- source link
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