“Sorry babe, you’ve gone away for college for too long. I don’t even think you can recognize me anym
“Sorry babe, you’ve gone away for college for too long. I don’t even think you can recognize me anymore. I met Ren, and well… he likes me this way. Like my new tits? The new hair? The tattoos? My new lips? You can keep this pic but that’s it, we are breaking up okay. I gotta go, Ren is coming over. Bye!” -- source link