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….now he’s the one making fun of my underwear.

When I’m wearing pink it means I’m cheating on you behind your back. I figured I would m

My bull made you a sandwich, don’t be rude, eat up while it’s still warm.

Hey honey, have you met my ex?

Apparently, I fucked the wrong girl’s boyfriend.

It wasn’t enough for my boyfriend’s rival to fuck me behind HIS back, in his house, in h

Careful what you wish for, I might look sweet, but I ruin guys like you without even thinking about

I LOVE this color.

Never underestimate a blonde.

I’m usually a peaceful person, but this little cunt ratted me out to my boyfriend. He didn&rsq

I was late to practice again, and didn’t even acknowledge my coach when he asked for an explan

Apparently, I fucked the wrong girl’s boyfriend.

So it turns out my college room mate didn’t appreciate me fucking her boyfriend.

Hmm….maybe I shouldn’t have fucked the groom.

Where were you two?Oh, your friend here was nice enough to hold my hair while I puked in the bathroo

I don’t understand what is so “weird” about me being friends with your boss.

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It’s never gonna happen to you loser. Pleasure, sex, female attention are only for alphas.

Betas tuck it, Alphas fuck it! If one is gonna bang you, which do you want?

“Now, give me something clear that I can pretend is vodka while the ‘alphas’ are w

The Alphas like it when their woman is a little forward some times

It’s never gonna happen to you loser. Pleasure, sex, female attention are only for alphas.&nbs

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