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395: EMPOLEONThe one with the biggest horns rules the group. I guess you could say *JOKE REMOVED FOR
395: EMPOLEONThe one with the biggest horns rules the group. I guess you could say *JOKE REMOVED FOR
160: FERALIGATRSWEET ARCEUS HE’S GOT ARCHER AND HE’S GONNA DO A DEATH ROLL!
160: FERALIGATRSWEET ARCEUS HE’S GOT ARCHER AND HE’S GONNA DO A DEATH ROLL!
384: RAYQUAZAThis giant dude can block out the fucking sun! For the love of god don’t piss it
384: RAYQUAZAThis giant dude can block out the fucking sun! For the love of god don’t piss it
501: OSHAWOTTThe scallop on oshawott’s stomach is made from the same stuff as its claws. Wait,
501: OSHAWOTTThe scallop on oshawott’s stomach is made from the same stuff as its claws. Wait,
303: MAWILEThe jaws on their heads are actually horns. Don’t ask me why they look like a mouth
303: MAWILEThe jaws on their heads are actually horns. Don’t ask me why they look like a mouth
232: DONPHANIf you start seeing pink ones, it’s time to stop drinking. 
232: DONPHANIf you start seeing pink ones, it’s time to stop drinking. 
035: CLEFAIRYCute as they are, these guys are loud-mouthed assholes. Fucking selfish to boot. (We&rs
035: CLEFAIRYCute as they are, these guys are loud-mouthed assholes. Fucking selfish to boot. (We&rs
156: QUILAVAGives show your ass a whole new meaning. With burns, oh the burns. 
156: QUILAVAGives show your ass a whole new meaning. With burns, oh the burns. 
104: CUBONECubone is kinda like Batman, only cubone took his mom’s skull and-wait a tick, I ju
104: CUBONECubone is kinda like Batman, only cubone took his mom’s skull and-wait a tick, I ju
197: UMBREONWhen they’re excited their rings start to glow and they get mysterious power. On t
197: UMBREONWhen they’re excited their rings start to glow and they get mysterious power. On t
302: SABLEYEBecause of all the gems they eat, they now have gem bits growing from their bodies - HOL
302: SABLEYEBecause of all the gems they eat, they now have gem bits growing from their bodies - HOL
355: DUSKULL Duskull wanders around lost in the night. Normally they get caught when asking trainers
355: DUSKULL Duskull wanders around lost in the night. Normally they get caught when asking trainers
635: HYDREIGON So if I stick three deinos together, do I get one of these?
635: HYDREIGON So if I stick three deinos together, do I get one of these?
086: SEEL Seels need some damn sensitivity training. These guys are pricks!
086: SEEL Seels need some damn sensitivity training. These guys are pricks!
566: ARCHEN  These pokemon have such low self-esteem, when you hurt them they don’t e
566: ARCHEN  These pokemon have such low self-esteem, when you hurt them they don’t e
303: MAWILE The jaws on their heads are actually horns. Don’t ask me why they look like a
303: MAWILE The jaws on their heads are actually horns. Don’t ask me why they look like a
486: REGIGIGAS Of course this pokemon takes a few turns to get going. You just woke him up and expec
486: REGIGIGAS Of course this pokemon takes a few turns to get going. You just woke him up and expec
206: DUNSPARCE These little boozers are awesome drinking buddies. Just don’t scare them or
206: DUNSPARCE These little boozers are awesome drinking buddies. Just don’t scare them or
498: TEPIG These are the most popular starters in Unova. Mostly because they cook themselves when th
498: TEPIG These are the most popular starters in Unova. Mostly because they cook themselves when th
302: SABLEYE Because of all the gems they eat, they now have gem bits growing from their bodies - HO
302: SABLEYE Because of all the gems they eat, they now have gem bits growing from their bodies - HO
579: REUNICLUS Oh man that’s nasty.
579: REUNICLUS Oh man that’s nasty.
441: CHATOT Chatot can bust some mean rhymes.  (For New Years we decided to do a little switche
441: CHATOT Chatot can bust some mean rhymes.  (For New Years we decided to do a little switche
225: DELIBIRD These birds like to give presents to good little boys and girls. As for the naughty on
225: DELIBIRD These birds like to give presents to good little boys and girls. As for the naughty on
553: KROOKODILE Ever since I got one I always feel like somebody’s watching me, and I got
553: KROOKODILE Ever since I got one I always feel like somebody’s watching me, and I got
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