Hipsterdcook

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hipsterdcook: [Top: NEVER REALLY SAID TOO MUCH… Bottom: YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND ANYWAY]

hipsterdcook: [Top: DAVID ARCHULETA? Bottom: OH, YOU MEAN ARCHIE…]

hipsterdcook: [Top: TRY TO LEAVE A LIGHT ON… Bottom: FROM IKEA, PREFERABLY]

hipsterdcook: [Top: ANALOG HEART Bottom: REGULAR HEARTS ARE TOO MAINSTREAM]

hipsterdcook: [Top: LIFE ON THE MOON Bottom: EARTH WAS TOO MAINSTREAM]

hipsterdcook: [Top: THIS QUIET NIGHT Bottom: YOU KNOW, FOR PEOPLE THAT CAN’T HANDLE A LOUD MOR

hipsterdcook: [Top: I WALK BACKWARDS NOW Bottom: WALKING FORWARDS IS TOO MAINSTREAM]

hipsterdcook: [Top: TELL SAME PIRATE JOKE OVER AND OVER Bottom: TELLING A JOKE ONCE IS TOO MAINSTREA

hipsterdcook: [Top: HAIR STILL PERFECT AFTER JUMPING TO THE OCEAN Bottom: I USED MAN CEMENT]

hipsterdcook: [Top: FORGET TO SHAVE Bottom: BECOME SEX SYMBOL]

hipsterdcook: [Top: STOPPED USING GUYLINER Bottom: IT WAS GETTING TOO MAINSTREAM]

hipsterdcook: [Top: NAKED LIGHT Bottom: REGULAR LIGHT IS TOO MAINSTREAM]

hipsterdcook: [Top: YOU CAN WIN ME OVER WITH JUST A KISS ON THE NECK Bottom: KISSES ON THE LIPS ARE

hipsterdcook: [Top: I WRITE ALL MY SONGS Bottom: ON PIZZA BOXES]

hipsterdcook: [Top: JUMP INTO THE OCEAN IN MY CLOTHES Bottom: SWIMSUITS ARE TOO MAINSTREAM]

hipsterdcook: Obviously based on the ‘The Last Goodbye’ video. [Top: You read the front

hipsterdcook: [Top: YEAH, MAGIC RAINBOW WAS MY BIGGEST HIT Bottom: I DON’T SING IT ANYMORE]

hipsterdcook: This was based on this interview. [Top: YOU COLLECT STAMPS? TOO MAINSTREAM Bottom: I C

hipsterdcook: [Top: MAGIC RAINBOWS Bottom: NORMAL RAINBOWS ARE TOO MAINSTREAM]

hipsterdcook: Ed.: A reference to this for those of you who (like me) had forgotten. [Top: ULTRA-MEG

hipsterdcook: [Top: WORKING OUT? Bottom: NAH, I JUST BUY MY SHIRTS TOO SMALL]

hipsterdcook: The pornstache is legendary. Ed.: The pornstache makes me want to claw out my eyeballs

hipsterdcook: [Top: LOOKING FOR THAT MAGIC RAINBOW? Bottom: IT’S GONE UNDERGROUND]

hipsterdcook: [Top: IF YOU HEAR THIS ON THE RADIO Bottom: THEN YOU’RE NOT DEAF]

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