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Horoscope: The only thing holding you back from your dreams is you, and the threat of imprisonment.&

Horoscope: That high school experiment where you had to take care of an egg for a week like it was y

Horoscope: A passionate and intelligent debate over semantics this week will unfortunately get bogge

Horoscope: Much like the little mermaid, you will sell your soul to a dark power for the chance to b

Horoscope: Give yourself a little credit today. Not everyone could screw up so badly in such a varie

Horoscope: For the last time: Yes, there is a parasitic life form growing in some sort of pod deep i

Horoscope: Exciting changes await you in the coming days as Evolution decides you’ve been gett

Horoscope: You’ve always been a fashion-forward trendsetter, which is why, after next Thursday

Horoscope: The stars have swiped left on your love life. Not surprised, exactly, but the email was a

Horoscope: You’ll come in second place at a major competition this week! Unfortunately, it&rsq

Horoscope: One day you’ll buy the underwear you will die in. Go love somebody. If she’s

Horoscope: Your idea was brilliantly executed, but even in today’s instant-gratification cultu

Horoscope: You know what they say, gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelette. Unfortunately for you

Horoscope: Things seem tough right now, but don’t worry. Godzilla never gives you more than yo

Horoscope: Sometimes in life, you have to put your fear aside and stand up for what you believe in.

Horoscope: Financial experts know that a number of factors are to blame for the downturn, but they w

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Horoscope: You might have decided that you don’t believe in God, but that’s okay. He bel

Horoscope: Be assured that the Author of all Creation has a plan for you. Unfortunately, it involves

Horoscope: The stars are just getting: “ Don’t tell me that I scared the goddam

Horoscope: The first step is admitting you have a problem.  The second step is throwing a large

Horoscope: Lie to yourself all you want- you know your house isn’t properly childproofed. Thos

Horoscope: Your recent mishap with a bottle of vodka, a 50-gallon drum of turpentine, a Zippo, and a

Horoscope: That high school experiment where you had to take care of an egg for a week like it was y

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